I am a browncoat. If you don't know what that is, check out Firefly or the movie Serenity
At any rate, these are my fave Firefly/Serenity quotes.
Inara: "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"
Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"
Inara: "Yes, precisely. Except the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."
Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."
Mal: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump."
Zoe: "No one's saying that, sir."
Wash: "Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly."
Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?"
Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."
Mal: "Oh, that was bracing! They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself."
Zoe: "No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated: this job is purely speculative."
Jayne: "Good. Cause I don't know these folks and don't much care to."
Mal: "They're whores."
Jayne: "I'm in."
Wash: "Little River gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?"
Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up."
Wash: "I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot and we don't all die from it."
Wash: (looking at a statue of Jayne): "I think they captured his essence."
Kaylee: "Looks kinda angry, don't he?"
Wash: "Yeah, kinda what I meant."
Kaylee: "Wash, tell me I'm pretty."
Wash: "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion."
Kaylee: "Cause I'm pretty?"
Wash: "Cause you're pretty."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh God oh God we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "This is the captain. We have a...little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode."
Simon: "Oh 'one simple job, she'll be fine'!"
Mal: "She is fine! 'Cept for still bein' crazy she's the picture of health!"
River: "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."
Mal: (to Simon) "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like."
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving."
Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver."
Mal: "Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe?"
Zoe: "Had a kind of poetry to it, sir."