Quotes, Questions and Sayings
Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings
by Tarim » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:30 am
- When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings
by Cheese = Madness » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:43 pm
# When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings
by Danith Daurkreign » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:48 pm
*Chuck Norris was walking through the forest when a wild boar crossed his path. He then lifted the boar into the air with his mind, and digested it telekinetically(sp?). Chuck wasn't even hungry.
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings
by Cheese = Madness » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:53 pm
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings
by Cheese = Madness » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:05 pm
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings
by Danith Daurkreign » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:30 pm
Heheh, I haven't heard the last couple before. 
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings
by Cheese = Madness » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:28 pm
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Good.
Good.
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings
by Tarim » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:22 pm
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from the 31st of March to the 2nd of April. No-one fools Chuck Norris.
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