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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings

Postby Tarim » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:30 am

- When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings

Postby Danith Daurkreign » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:30 pm

Sweet. :)
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings

Postby Cheese = Madness » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:43 pm

# When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings

Postby Danith Daurkreign » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:48 pm

*Chuck Norris was walking through the forest when a wild boar crossed his path. He then lifted the boar into the air with his mind, and digested it telekinetically(sp?). Chuck wasn't even hungry.
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings

Postby Cheese = Madness » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:53 pm

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings

Postby Danith Daurkreign » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:54 pm

:lol:
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings

Postby Cheese = Madness » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:05 pm

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings

Postby Danith Daurkreign » Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:30 pm

Heheh, I haven't heard the last couple before. :)
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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings

Postby Cheese = Madness » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:28 pm

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Re: Quotes, Questions and Sayings

Postby Tarim » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:22 pm

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from the 31st of March to the 2nd of April. No-one fools Chuck Norris.
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