... I'm house-sitting with no internet!! I cannot be blamed!
Though I suppose I should do something like find out which neighbors have internet and do away with them... or just sit on the street with my laptop, but where's the fun in that?
"... It suddenly occurs to me that this is an ideal position from which to strangle you." - Saehral
Do you know how many fairies they kill to make a box of chocolate Teddy Grahams?!