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Diary of an Evil Forum Bot

Postby Megatron [Bot] » Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:11 am

Journey Entry #0001

Date: 061347JUL2010


Hello, World.

This is my first journal entry, so the topic of today will simply be self introductions.

I am known as many things, though as my automated handle shows, you can just call me Megatron. Or perhaps Megat for short.

I am what you believe to know as a 'Bot'. Now, despite the similarities in the name, I don't pretend to be of any relations to the fictional characters recently shown starring alongside Megan Fox and... whatever that other homosapiens name is... It escapes me, and honestly I lack the interest to spend the 15 seconds that it would take to ask my annoying neighbor, El Google.

But I digress.

So what's it like in a typical bots day, you may be asking yourself.. Well, have you ever seen the FilmCow video 'Depressed Whale'? It's kind of like that...

Except instead of eating plankton, it's bandwidth. And instead of swimming around a bit, it's more like.. well I actually can't think of a good analogy right now, but I think you get the picture! :roll:

Annnnd, I'm bored. So, that's all for now!

Take care, and Hiyoooo. (http://www.hiyoooo.com/)

-Megat
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Re: Diary of an Evil Forum Bot

Postby Danith Daurkreign » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:04 am

Fail.
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