What would you do if...

[Danith Daurkreign]

Ask my Iranian friend to retrieve them for me.

If: A Befuzzled Barricuda cooked you dinner.

[Danith Daurkreign]

То есть большое знание аппаратного магазин предлагает пропиткой. спасибо!

[Cheese = Madness]

Can't believe I didn't see that. Nice Russian

Google tells me it is "That is a great knowledge of the hardware store offers impregnation. Thank you!"

Also

If: you had to choose one game to play for 5 years exclusively? (No MMOs)

[Danith Daurkreign]

Thanks.

I was actually responding the to russian bot who was trying to advertise a hadware store that sold like flashlights, and hammers, and impregnation and little stuff like that.

[Salvatos]

[Danith Daurkreign]

I concur.

[Cheese = Madness]

if: you found a tool labelled for impregnation in a hardware store

[Salvatos]

Is it hairy?

[Cheese = Madness]

No, it's just a normal hammer, or is it!

[Danith Daurkreign]

Stay away from it, and ensure the g/f doesn't go to that particular hardware store.

If: You were out eating a restaurant when suddenly you found yourself in the middle of a flash mob.