The Sentence Game

[Cheese = Madness]

This game is to create the longest sentence we can one word at a time.
Example
I Say: I
Next Person: I sat
... : I sat on a flying monkey that was on fire while a flamingo flew by smiling to itself about the eggs it just stole from the old widowed cat lady, which was a suprise because who would of thought that a flamingo would be able to steal an egg from a house full of cats.

Names count as one word no matter how many they really are, and and same for places
Edit: And I reserve the right to change people grammar anyway I want. Just in case.

I will begin

We

[Splodge Of Doom]

We cannot

[Salvatos]

We cannot allow

[Cheese = Madness]

We cannot allow Britt

[Salvatos]

We cannot allow Britt, as

[Cheese = Madness]

We cannot allow Britt, as an

[Splodge Of Doom]

We cannot allow Britt, as an awkward

[Salvatos]

We cannot allow Britt, as an awkward, silly

[Cheese = Madness]

We cannot allow Britt, as an awkward, silly and

[Salvatos]

We cannot allow Britt, as an awkward, silly and deviously